16 hours ago
Monday, June 09, 2008
They will heat that furnace seven times hotter.
"We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."
- Obama, Super Tuesday
"Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?"-- Daily Kos
"He communicates God-like energy..."-- Steve Davis (Charleston, SC)
"Not just an ordinary human being but indeed an Advanced Soul" -- Commentator @ Chicago Sun Times
"I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."-- Halle Berry
"A quantum leap in American consciousness"-- Deepak Chopra
"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century." -- Gary Hart
Don't think for a moment, Christian, that they will let you worship the Living God. Idols do not like competition. Be ready for martyrdom.
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Got this via email and thought it pretty good...
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle'. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'
Oh! I love it! That is so funny!
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