One of the thing I like about my job is writing the ads that publicize my apartments.
This is the one I wrote today.
Bodacious and spacious
Luscious and plushis
This is the place to roll on the floors
This is place where you want to live
By the cool pool waters of the concrete pond
Camphor and rosemary and palm tree frond
This is the place to relax in the sun
This is the place where you want to live
No hoary frost walls, no bleached bone ceiling hues
Colors and pigments you get to choose
This is the place you make your own
This is the place where you want to live
Night lights dancing in the rippling pool
Balmy night breezes keeping you cool
This is the place where slumberings fine
This is the place you want to live
Walk to the bookstore, stroll to buy food
Santana Row beckons, Vally Fair is so good
This is the place where you get what you want
This is the place where you want to live
Freeways for zooming
Expressways for zipping
This is the place where roads come to meet
This is the place where you want to live
Fantasy Island was no more than that
But here “Mr. Rourke” answers to “Matt”
The is the place with staff to take care
This is the place where you want to live
Upstairs or downstairs Pool-side or corner
This is the place with options for you
This is the place where you want to live
In the mirrored closet doors take a quick looky-loo
With cieilng fans cooling your sun-kissed skin, too
This is the place with little smart touches
This is the place where you want to live
Get on your phone and call me today
This place could be gone if you delay
This is the place you could call home
This is the place where you want to live
Fair housing is offered to all who apply
By applicable laws we do abide
This is the place where management’s fair
This is the place where you want to live
Four and a zero followed by eight
Two-four and seven precede the four-six
But don’t get confused you will see it again
For the last to digits are are four-six again.
2 days ago
2 comments:
I love the ad, but how are people like me going to figure out the phone number?? :)
I'm glad you both like my ad.
The phone number was published in bold type. when read top to bottom, left to right, in bold, it makes sense.
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