Saturday, January 31, 2009

Saturday Soundtrack: It's all about the hair

Friday I had to clear drains for some of my tenants: Three women living together. The enormously huge amounts of hair in the drains was unbelievable. There was so much that it totally fouled my snake. It got me to thinking about some hair related songs.

I was born a year after the play Hair opened on Broadway, but a decade before the movie was released. I saw the movie on cable when I was 12 but don't remember anything about it except three songs: Good Morning Starshine, Aquarius and Let the Sunshine In. Of the three, though it is less well known, Good morning, Starshine is my favorite. Here it is from the 1979 movie.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Esther and Purim Parties

Tonight I read the unabridged version of Esther. It was my first time. Very cool.

This verse jumped out at me: "The Jews vowed and took on themselves and their descendants and on ALL WHO SHOULD JOIN THEM [emphasis mine], to celebrate these two days without fail, in the manner prescribed,and at the time appointed, year after year." (Esther 9:27)

Is this a license to crash Purim parties, or what?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Holiness

I sometimes worry that this blog makes me look like a much better person than I am. I know any intelligent person knows better, but, still, I worry about it. But more than that I worry about the state of my own soul. Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Much work to be done. And the temptation there is to despair, saying, "I can never attain holiness." Then, on Leah's blog (She must have an amazing library. I am constantly amazed by the far-ranging breadth of her quotations. I am thankful to her for bringing them to us.) I see the words of Archimandrite Athanasios Mitilinaios and am refreshed and relieved of worry as the lie of the enemy is exposed:

"Let us never think that holiness means infallibility, the perfect man is nonexistent. Holiness is in the area of struggle, not perfection. No one is perfect. Perfection does not exist for us in this life. What exists is the struggling man, the one who keeps striving. We must understand this. I say this because at times we may think that holiness, which is our calling by the way, is so far out of our grasp that it is unattainable. This is not so. It is a delusion and the work of the devil, to tell us that holiness is unrealistic and we cannot reach it. The devil wants to destroy us. No, my friends do not listen to this. Holiness is in the struggle!"

Axios! Axios! Axios!

Metropolitan Kyrill of Smolensk and Kaliningrad has been elected Patriarch of Moscow and All Russia.



Εις πολλα ετη Δεσποτα!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Urbanism does not have to be Socialist

Too often the Urbanist movement is linked to Socialism. As an Orthodox Christian, who follows Abraham in his journey toward that "city which hath foundations, whose builder and maker is God", and who prays every day to Martyrs killed by the hands of Socialists this has always bothered me. Why would Capitalism, the most blessed and God-serving of all economic systems shun the beauty of the City for the ugliness of the Suburbs? Especially, I have been concerned that the foremost proponent of Urbanism is the pink-tinted Congress for New Urbanism. But there are Capitalist Urbanists, as only makes sense. Consider this: Suburbs only exploded and spread their miasma over the countryside when the government decided to get into the housing business. I don't know about other states but in California oppressive taxes in cities drives the middle class and businesses out of cities, as is happening in San Francisco. In San Jose, the Socialist requirement of "affordable" housing is suppressing the market demand for infill development of condos and apartments that the downtown needs, which increases unemployment and homelessness.

Recently, I came across a Capitalist Urbanist blog by the name of Market Urbanism. It is a much needed counterweight to the Socialism of many Urbanists.

Monday, January 26, 2009

In a CITY Every Street is a Stage

Aside from suburban development being bad for the environment, bad for human health, and bad for architecture, they are deadly for street culture. Let me just ask you, are there street musicians in Cupertino, Tyson's Corner, or Highland Park? No. In order to have street musicians one must have streets (or train stations, or subways) where people walk.


Jazz in Paris


Folk in Santiago de Cuba


Gospel in Barcelona


Classical in Munich


Blues in San Francisco



Calypso in Brooklyn



Vivaldi in Venice


Slide Guitar in Dublin

Quantanimo Has Been Ordred Shut...in a year. Maybe.

Our new President ordered the prison camp at Gitmo shut within a year, unless it can't be. Republicans on the Hill have been pointing out that many of the released Gitmo detainees have returned to their terrorist ways. I think this is a good time to revist something I wrote in 2005 on the law of war as it pertains to to Gitmo, POWs, ad Unlawful Combatants. Read the whole thing here.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

A Funny Thing Happened in the Doctor's Office

I've been sick since December 28. I've been to the doctor a couple of times. Amoxocillin and Zithramax and a bunch of other medicines. They think I have the pertussis. I'm getting better but am not 100% yet. I'm very tired, I guess from the low blood oxygen levels. Here is a funny story about that. The last time I was at the doctor, last Friday, the medical assistant took my blood pressure and said, "oh, that's good". I guess they expect it to be high because of my age and weight. She took my temperature and said "That's good." Then she took my O-level and didn't say anything. So I asked, "Is that good, too?" She said, "The doctor will talk to you about that". DOH!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Bob Wilkens is Dead

I just learned today that Bob Wilkens died on January 7. When I was a boy growing up in Palo Alto and Mountain View I used to beg my parents to let me stay up late and watch Creature Feature on KTVU (Ch. 2) hosted by Bob Wilkens. The show came on at 9 p.m. on Saturday nights and we had church the next morning. But once in a while if I begged hard enough and the movie was not particularly revolting they would relent and let me watch. So, at 6 I got to see Ray Harryhausen's 7th Voyage of Sinbad and Jason and the Argonauts. I also saw Blackula, which was kind of a cross between Dracula and Shaft. And I saw Creature from the Black Lagoon, and Hardware Wars, and few others. But some of the movies, even though poorly made, gave me nightmares. So, with nightmares and church the next morning I rarely got to watch Creature Features. Oh, I remember one movie that was so scary I had nightmares about it for years.


(Creature Feature Intro)

One cute thing about Creature Feature was something my nephew Aaron, who was three at the time, asked my Dad. He said, "Papa, do you watch Peacher Peacher? Are you feared with it?" 30 years after those questions were asked, whenever my parents talked about their grandson Aaron to each other, Dad would say, "do you remember when he asked..."



When I was 9 he launched a new kids show that came on every weekday afternoon. He introduced Japanese kid culture to the Bay Area, by showing movies like Ultraman and Space Giants. I even had a Captain Cosmic decoder card.



He did a lot to really build the science-fiction and horror sub-culture. On his shows he would often mention book signings, or celebrity appearances at Sci-Fi oriented stores (You know them. They sell things like Battle Star Galactica trading cards and Imperial Storm Trooper helmets) such as The Federation Trading Post or Starbase Earth, both of which are now out of business. Bob Wilkins even helped organize and hosted the very first Star Trek Convention ever.

C 2

C asked me for more information about Orthodox Christianity.

Glory to Christ!
Glory Forever!

Dear C.,

With 2,000 year of history we have a lot of information. I hardly know where to start. I suppose, since you said you want a deeper walk with God, the best thing to do would be to buy a copy of the "Pocket Prayer Book" and begin ding the Morning and Evening prayers. (You might also want to get an Icon of Jesus and face it during the prayers.) This is the elementary practice of all Orthodox Christians. See how it goes.

You can get the "Pocket Prayer Book" and an Icon at: http://www.conciliarpress.com/

They also have lots and lots of books written by and for adult converts. But remember, Ortho-doxy isn't possible apart from Ortho-praxis. I recommend that you do the short morning and evening prayer services.

Let me know how it goes.

In Christ,

Matthew

Saturday Soundtrack: The Deadly Mix of Alcohol, Women, and Guns

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."

Has there ever been a more perfect opening line to any song ever? I don't think so.

I know Marty Robbins recorded other songs, including three really bad sequels to El Paso, but none, to my mind, are as universally applicable as this one. While relating a story of the foolishness of men it exemplifies the Western half of Country and Western music. The song was released in 1959. In the 1980s it was chosen as the official fight song of the University of Texas at El Paso. I remember being about 10 or 11 when Marty Robbins died.

Tolstoy

I tried to read War and Peace when I was 15. It was not a successful venture, as I didn't make it 50 pages deep into that book.

When I was 21 my sister introduced me to What Men Live By. Reading it aloud has become a Christmas tradition. In a little way this book eased my conversion to Orthodoxy. When so much in Orthodoxy was different from what I was used to I saw a painting in a priest's dining room that showed someone praying at a road-side shrine of the type mentioned in What Men Live By. It wasn't much, but it was something familiar. Other than that, I read nothing by Tolstoy.

This Christmas just past my sister gave me a collection of Tolstoy's short stories. I am really enjoying it. The stories often have no plot, but are more like psychological snapshots of different types of people. It is fascinating. I heartily recommend the collection.

Friday, January 23, 2009

C 1

Out of the blue I got an email from a man at Christ for the Nations. He found something I wrote about F.F. Bruce being instrumental in my conversion to Orthodoxy and wrote to me to find out more. I won't name him, or even put his questions here, but I will post some of my answers to his questions. I will label these blog entries "C".

Glory to Christ!
Glory Forever!

C., in reading F.F. Bruce's book, "the Canon" I first realized that there was a time when the Church didn't have a New Testament, and centuries went by before there was agreement on what books are canonical, or even if we should have a New Testament at all. In short, without his meaning to, F.F. Bruce convinced me that the Church decides which writing are Scripture, that is the Church is prior to, above, and produces Holy Scripture, not the other way around.

I understand what you mean about seeking more reverent worship. I am the son and grandson of Pentecostal preachers. I visited Christ for the Nations with my parents in 1977, when I was a child.

Everyone in Orthodoxy will rejoice when you become Orthodox (and you probably will. Few begin the journey from Pentecostalism to Orthodoxy without completing it.) but you should be prepared to lose a lot of your Protestant friends. They will think you have become a heretic or a legalist. Some will think you are not even a Christian anymore. Without becoming angry or feeling abandoned you will need to count it as part of the cost of following Jesus.

I don't know anything about you, but if I may make one more recommendation, follow the advice of one of our foremost priests (in fact, he has been given the title "protpresbyter" by the bishops) Thomas Hopko. He recommends that people who want to know about Orthodoxy not attend the Divine Liturgy on Sundays. Rather, go to Vespers or Vigil services on Saturday nights. Attending the Divine Liturgy can be confusing and overwhelming, since it is really the fulfillment of the service on Saturday night. Also, more than half the Divine Liturgy is for people who are already Orthodox. You're not going to get much out of it. Stick to the Saturday night services for a while.

In Christ,

Matthew

Don Cossacks Still Getting Work



Interfax is reporting that the holy army known as the Host of Don Cossacks is sending men to Montenegro to protect the monastery containing the hand of St. John the Forerunner. The party will be composed of 56 Cossacks specially selected for the mission. This is being done with the blessing of Metropolitan Amfilohije of Montenegro and the Coastlands.

Painting: "Don Cossacks" by Julisz Kossak, 1887

News Source: Interfax

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I never would have made the connection

My wife, I'm sure, is sick of me bemoaning the state of public art in the Bay Area. It seems that aside from the stature of Willie Mays in front of PacBell Park all public art, especially statuary is of the most hideous modernest, non-representational style.

Digression: Plato disliked art because, in his thought, it was a further step away from the ideal. In his cosmology there was the Ideal and there was this world made of stuff that represents or points to the ideal. To Plato, Art is something that points to something that points to the Ideal. So, what would he have thought of abstract sculpture that points to nothing?

My own taste in public art tend toward the monumental. I like all those general on horseback, those lions in front of the New York Public Library, the bronze Burghers in the Stanford Main Quad. Not for me the pink shrouded islands.

Whither this modern disdain for the representational? One Scotsman, the Queen of England's official sculptor, no less, has an opinion:

That, Stoddart says, is the trouble with Scotland. 'The Reformation says smash impressive things. Scotland has become a metaphysically philistine country. That is to do with having become an abode of a people of the book.' He holds that in a word culture there is no respect for beauty and people are therefore likely to disfigure beautiful buildings with ugly glass boxes. 'Like the Jews and the Arabs, Scots worship logos. The word is on high but as everybody knows the word is a very crude instrument, because it is the handmaiden of the concept. Artists are concerned with the percept.(Read the whole thing here.)

Monday, January 19, 2009

MLKJ Day

"We renounce, censure and condemn racism, that is racial discrimination, ethnic feuds, hatreds and dissensions within the Church of Christ, as contrary to the teaching of the Gospel and the holy canons of our blessed fathers..." Pan-Orthodox Council, Istanbul, 10 August 1872




An interesting thing happened at Anslem Samuel's school last week. He learned about Martin Luther King, Jr. but was never told that King was a Christian. That treating people impartially is Christian practice, that non-violence is a Christian value. And of course he was never told that Archbishop Iakovos, though not agreeing with very much of the theology of King, agreed with goal of ending racism (which is a sin) and marched with King.


Read the whole Marting Luther King Jr. Comic Book here.

Anselm asked me how we are going to celebrate this day. I told him I have no idea since it is a band new holiday and no traditions are associated with it. He said, "We can make our own traditions. So, any recommendations?

Tomorrow Global Warming Stops.... Ha Ha HA Ha

Tomorrow Obama and Waxman will start working to stop global warming. God save us from unnecessary cures.

Although Arctic sea ice last summer reached the lowest level recorded since satellite observation began (an important qualification), Antarctic ice reached the highest, but Al Gore was not shouting about that. Global average temperatures hit a peak in 1998, but have been declining since. Now, to the further embarrassment of alarmists, Kerry Emanuel, professor of Atmospheric Science at MIT, who first advanced the thesis of a connection between global warming and hurricanes, has rejected his own theory after further research. (Read it all here.)


This is not about saving the climate. This is about the government taking control of private property. This is about people who think they are smarter than you wanting to tell you how to spend your own money.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Density, Walkability, Objectivism, and Orthodoxy

Anyone who has read my blog for a while knows my thinking on land use: Developed land should be either farms or urban space with narrow streets, small lots, mixed use zoning, and tall buildings. A couple of months ago I heard about a developer giving a plot of land to the orthodox Church so we could build a temple in the new town. (It isn't unusual for developers to do this. When my Dad was the Superintendent of the Florida Dist. of the Pentecostal Church of God they wee given a plot to establish a church in the new, at the time, town of Deltona, which was being built by the Deltona Corporation. I guess developers get a tax deduction for the donation.)

The place where the Orthodox church has been invited to build a temple is I'On, which is in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. It's a gorgeous development. Small lots, walking trails, canals (the preexisted the current development), very casual feel. In many ways it resembles the award winning and very famous Seaside, Florida. But I also notice that I'On is all single family detached houses starting at $400,000.00, that the development still has narrow "two square" sidewalks and that there appears to be a lack of commercial and industrial space.

One thing I think that is neat about I'On is that they've named a street after John Galt. I think that is extremely cool.

You can listen to an interview of Holy Ascension Orthodox Church's architect here. You can hear an update interview of Fr. John here.

Marian Feasts

Among the 12 Great Feasts of the Orthodox Church are some which are feasts of Mary: The Nativity of the Theotokos (Sep. 8), the Entrance of the Theotokos into the Temple (Nov. 21), The Annunciation (Mar. 25), Dormition of the Theotokos (Aug. 16). At church these are always big deals. But how do you bring these feasts home and help little boys enjoy them? God has provided color as a way.

Liturgically, at least in the OCA, the color for these feasts is blue. One thing my wife does, and I think it's pretty neat, is make blue popcorn balls for the boys on these days. All you have to to is add a little blue food coloring to your recipe and voila! you have Festal Popcorn Balls guaranteed to please the youngest members of the family and help them enjoy the feast.

This is not a problem. This is an opportunity.

Did you read that American dairy farmers are complaining about not having enough customers for their product, and might find relief in the stimulus package? Apparently they are producing so much milk that it is driving the prices down.

Intersting. Especially since it was just in the summer of 2007 that prices, especially for organic milk were very high and farmers were trying to produce more.

Maybe dairy farmers should consider the following:

I am not a farmer but here are some things I think I wold consider if I was a dairy farmer:

1. Convert to all organic right now. Organic milk in the SF Bay Area goes for $6 (Horizon) to $8 (Strauss Family) per gallon.

2. Dairy farmers already know how to raise healthy cattle, maybe they should diversify into beef production; raise angus steers along side those Jersey cows.

3. Cheese making. Non-organic partially skim (meaning the fat was sold separately) gruyere commands a price of $13 per pound. Any milk the farmer doesn't want to sale at a low price he can turn into cheese and sell at a later date.

4. Organic pork. This won't work unless the dairy operation is organic, but once it is the farmer can diversify into organic pork. Why organic pork? Because there is no way a dairy farmer can compete against industrial pig farms in the non-organic sector. But in the Organic pork sector there is a lot of money to be made for the small producer. And those high-value organic pigs love to eat organic milk so there is ready demand for excess milk right there on the farm.

In short, my advice to dairy farmers is this: Convert to Organic, look for new markets, and diversify. Do not ask Congress to take my money and give it to you. That's just stealing by another name.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Selling Grandchildren into Slavery.

The Bible tells us that the borrower is the slave of the lender. If you think about this you will see that it is true. What is a salve but someone who doesn't get to enjoy the fruit of his labor, who's earnings are taken away by the slave owner. So, what is Congress thinking about when they are trying to spend nearly $1 trillion on a stimulus package?

Evidently they are not thinking about what this means for our children and grandchildren. They are only thinking about now. Perhaps, they are thinking about the next election. But they are not thinking about the cost to our progeny.

There are about 300,000,000 people in the United States. Lets say 1/2 of them are economically productive. (This is a generous assumption since we can't count government workers, unemployed, children, or retired people. That gives us 150,000,000 people to pay off a $825 billion stimulus package. (Is it just me or does "stimulus package" sound like the latest erectile disfunction remedy?) That is $5,500 per economically productive person. For my family that means we are going to be responsible for $11,100 of the package. But what does that mean?

Hear are three things it means:

1. The money I might have used in the future to spend the way i think is best is being hijacked today by Congress who wants to spend it the way they want to spend it. They want not only my taxes today but to control how I spend money in the future. They think bailing out (e.g. giving my money to) a bank I don't do business with, or a car company who's products I don't buy, or a city I don't live in is a better use of my money than anything else I might possibly think of doing with it.

2. Tomorrow's demand is being exercised today in order to keep up production and save jobs today. This can only mean there will be less demand in the future, thus another, probably bigger, stimulus package will be "required" during the next recession. It's like rerouting and dredging the Mississippi River to control floods only to be devastated when in the future an unusually large flood defeats the engineer's best levy.

3. Because we will not pay back the amount borrowed for the stimulus package, the interest will pile up on the debt and require a future devaluation of the currency (FYI: Our dollars used to be worth 1/20 Oz. of gold. Right now $1 is only worth 1/850 Oz. of gold. It is hard to imagine it being worth less.) or brutal and oppressive taxation. Either one will result in poverty for our children and grandchildren.

My recommendation: Foregoe the stimulus package, and tough out this recession and come out of in a couple of years with no stimulus package debt, with pent up demand and cheap labor.

Kunstler on Suburban Development

Wow! Someone who feels more strongly about this issue than I do.

The Transendence of Johnny Cash

I saw this over at Getreligion.org and think its pretty cool.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Buget Cuts

My mayor, the Honorable Chuck Reed announced today that there are going to be budget cuts and lay-offs. D'ya think? What's this going to do to the mayor's goal of reclaiming the Safest Big City title? If you ask me, it isn't going to happen. There has been a rash of thefts in my neighborhood, and I live in the good part of town.

Friday, January 09, 2009

My Wife is So Smart!

Since before Nativity, my wife has been studying for the "Professional in Human Resources" exam. (Offered by the Society for Human Resource Management). It took her three hours to take the test today. She passed. Now the only question is this: On her business cards, after her name does she put "M.P.A., PHR", or does she put "PHR, M.P.A."?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Happy Theophany

I hope everyone is having a happy Theophany (unless you are old calendar, in which case, Merry Christmas!). Went to church this morning and got our bottles filled. Question: Theologically, Theophany is as important as the Nativity, and it is a Biblical feast, but (most) Evangelical Protestants do not celebrate it. Why? Its not like you have to believe in Holy Water to celebrate the feast. I know plenty of people who deny the Virgin Birth who still celebrate Christmas. Anyway, there is a neat article I came across. Happy Feast Day!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

What do Converts Want?

Isn't that a strange question? I had never even thought about it. I knew what I was looking for when I stumbled across Holy Orthodoxy, but it never occurred to me until a few minutes ago that there might be people thinking about "what converts want". In case you are wondering I wanted real worship, the Body and Blood of Jesus, Apostolic Succession, and New Testament ecclesiology. Below is the essay that brings up this subject. I have no idea if it is copyrighted or not. Terry, if you read this and want it taken down, just let me know. I'll send you an email, too.

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What do the Converts Want (adapted from an address at the 2006 Orthodox Christian Laity conference)
By Terry Mattingly

It doesn't take a Ph.D. in Liturgical Studies to tell the difference between a Southern Baptist church and an Orthodox church. You can get some pretty good clues just by walking in the door and looking around. But there are some similarities between the two that might be a little trickier to spot. For instance, let me tell you about what life is like on Sunday nights in a Southern Baptist congregation.

Baptists worship at several different times during the week -- at least they did in the old days when I was growing up as a Southern Baptist pastor's son. One of those times is on Sunday nights. Back in the early 1980s, I was active in a church in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois, in which the typical Sunday morning crowd would be about 200 to 300 people, which is rather small for a Baptist church, but fairly normal for an Orthodox parish. Then the crowd on Sunday night would be from 40 to 45 people.


You can read the whole address here and I highly recommend it.

Grand Duke Henri Says No To Legalized Murder

Every student of philosophy or political science remembers Plato's 6 forms of governemnt:

Good forms/Bad Forms
1. Democratic/Democratic (It depends on the morality of the people)
2. Republican/Oligarchical
3. Monarchical/Despotic

The Grand Duke of Luxembourg has said no to a law that would allow the killing of the sick. This is proof that a monarchy is better than an oligarchy and even a democracy, when the people are evil. Now his wicked subject are trying to overthrow him.


Update: Locum Tenans of the Russian Orthodox Church lends support to Grand Duke Henri

Friday, January 02, 2009

Leah had a clip of Fr. Moses on her blog, and I went ahead and watched several more. I really like this one. It makes me miss my uncles.

Icon Corner



Here is a shot of our Icon Corner. The table is a semi circular hall table with a small drawer in the front. The drawer is handy for incense, wicks, matches, prayer books, etc. We do always have the Icon of the Nativity where it is in this picture. It serves as our main Icon of the Theotokos.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Time Just Rockets On

Time just rockets on and every day and every night is filled with whirling activity. I hardly know what day it is. I know it is New Years Day/Circumcision of Jesus/St. Basils Day. But don't ask me if it is Tuesday or Thursday i have no idea.

I think it was the 30th I took Anselm Samuel ice-skating and to his favorite restaurant, the Original Joe's. We sit at the counter and watch the waiters and the cooks do their work.

Yesterday I had planned on going to vespers but was pushed back by electrical problems. So, Anselm and i sat up to welcome the new year. We watched the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol staring Alastair Sim. But the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come scared him and he went to bed just 15 minutes before midnight.

Today I woke up very sick. Cough hack cough hack. Went back to bed at 10 and slept another 90 minutes. I still don't have a voice.

This afternoon we made a big meal for the feast.

Menu
Salad of toasted walnuts, feta cheese, and red leaf lettuce, with a raspberry dressing
Smoked trout dip on whole wheat crackers
Roast beef infused with onion, rosemary, sage, and bacon
Steamed artichokes with mayonnaise
Roasted fennel bulbs, fingerling and new potatoes
A magnum of Anchor Brewing's "Our Special Ale 2008"
A bottle of Martinelli's sparkling apple cider
Vasilopita


It was my first Vasilopita. Both boys helped me make it. When it came time to eat it we prayed for St. Basil to bless the person who found the coin. Basil Wenceslas found the coin.

Anselm Samuel and I delivered 8th Day of Christmas presents to some nephews and nieces. Read the Christmas portion of The Wind in the Willows.

I just read read something and thought you might like to read it. Click HERE to go to the article.

New year/Circumcision of Christ/St. Basil's Day

Well, not too much to report. Had to do electrical repairs ("hmmm. Where does the white wire go?") around the townhouses on the 31st. That set us back and we missed Great Vespers. Bummed by that. But it turned out okay. Athanasia made ham and lentil soup. (The ham we procured on Christmas Eve has now made more than 30 meals, and there is now soup in the freezer!) We played games. Athanasia and Basil went to bed about 9:45, while Anselm and I stayed up to meet the new year. We played backgammon and Rock'em Sock'em Robots. We drank eggnog (alas not my home made egnogg, but a very good commercially produced eggnog from Strauss Family Creamery. It only has cream, eggs, and spices in it.). We watched the 1951 "A Christmas Carol" staring Alastair Sim on DVD. About 11:45 Anselm popped the cork on the Chandon Blanc de Noirs for me. It shot 1/2 way across the street. Then as we approached the appearance of thet of Christmas Yet to Come anselm became afraid and ran upstairs to bed. It's funny, he has seen two other versions of this story and is not afraid of them, but this one frightens him. It is a very powerful telling of the story. It is the only one that makes me weep, as I did tonight. When the housekeeper says, "A Christmas present? For me?" I just fall apart. Well, happy new year everyone. If you are at St. Basil's Church in San Jose (just few blocks from where I live) for liturgy today you might see me and my family. Good night and happy new year.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Woops! I Guess I'm A Little Late

Looking around at the Orthoblogs I noice that many have posted the video you will find below. Sorry I'm late. I guess I never got the memo. Anyway, better late than never.

Translation:

Angels Sing

Spoken intro: no matter what you are doing, spin threads for heaven!

the night so grand and placid,
a star shining over the cave,
the mother sleeping in the cave,
where the angel of Jesus hast been.
the angels are singing,
the sheperds are fluting,
the angels are singing,
the wise bring it forth:
what the nations awaited,
what the prophets had said,
here and now it is announced,
it is announced and brought forth:
Christ, our Redeemer is born!
for the Salvation of us all.

hallelujah, hallelujah,
Lord, have mercy!

Joy, Soul, Passion, Honor, Jesus, Faith, Hope, Salvation, Peace, Repentance, the Lord, Calmness, Love, Charity, Harmony…

God’s peace! Christ is born! Truly, He is born!… let’s renew ourselves, let’s lift up the pillars!

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Shack: A Review


My sister gave me a copy of The Shack on Saturday. I finished it a few minutes ago and this is my impression of it.

Have you ever seen a musical in which the songs just flow out of the story, or are even necessary for the story? I have in mind, Fiddler on the Roof. It is an amazing experience which leaves one feeling like the whole play is one beautiful dramatic and unified song. Another kind of musical is Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. The songs are nice enough but they do not flow naturally from the story. The story is merely an excuse for performing the songs.

Like musicals the Shack has a story and there are, not songs, but theological vignettes. Unfortunately, this book shares nothing, except the English language, with Fiddler on the Roof. The vignettes, are not only ugly but have nothing to do with the story. It is obvious that the vignettes are preconceived and strung together like wooden pickets stapled to chicken wire; like the songs in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; like the speeches in an Ayn Rand novel.

And then there are the vignettes and the theology they attempt to portray. Beginning with God the Father appearing as Oprah Winfrey in The Color Purple it only goes down hill. Jesus seems more like a New Age Jewish Grizzly Adams than the person revealed in the Bible. The Holy Ghost is shown as an Asian woman, I suppose, because Asian women are mysterious.

Perhaps the most flabbergasting thing in the book is when the persons of the Trinity have family devotions, during which Jesus tells The Father/Oprah that he loves him/her; as though the Son's eternal self-sacrifice is insufficient. But even aside from that, the hubris of the author's speculation regarding the inner life of the Holy Trinity is utterly astounding.

Another major problem with the book is the absence of the Church, which most Christians think of as the primary mode of God's self-revelation. In the protagonist's encounters with God in the Shack he is alone. The Church is not with him, he is not shown as being part of the Church. It is the same mindset that produced the song, "I Come to the Garden Alone", which of course is not true. The only thing anyone does alone is go to Hell. Furthermore, when the Church is discussed (in the chapter 12) it is completely wrong and ahistorical; seemingly ignorant of the New Testament text and the teachings of Ignatius of Antioch and Irenaeus of Lyons. If the author understood what the Church does he might have written the family devotion part differently, for the Church, which really is the Body of Christ continually offers worship to the Father.

Regarding Jesus, specifically, the author writes as though the Ascension never happened, as though Jesus is limited by his Incarnation and not the Lord and Master of all, as though the Father has not given him all power in Heaven and on Earth.

This is not to say the book is a total waste of trees. What it says about living in the present is true. What it says about willful independence is true. What it says about several things is true. But there are better books where that truth can be found; books that won't poison a person against the Church, which is Jesus Body and the Ark of Salvation.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Second and Third Days of Christmas

Yesterday my Sister and Brother-in-Law came over for dinner. It was a great good time. Today we had a bunch of kids and their parents over to make gingerbread men. Another great good time. But now, at the end of the third day of the feast it is meet to reflect...

"There are many alluring secular images associated with Christmas - snow, Dickensian stagecoaches, holly and mistletoe, lavish eating, drinking and good cheer. All of these are legitimate parts of the tradition too, provided they are subordinated to the essential theme, the birth of our Saviour. For the placid vignette of the infant in the manger conceals the reality that those tiny hands will one day be pierced with nails, for our redemption." - Gerald Warner(If you want, you can read the whole article here.)


Today, and over the next few days the Church commemorates many thousands of Holy Martyrs: Those who suffered to the end with Jesus. Today is, in the Orthodox Church the Feast of St. Stephen, the first to give his life for the Gospel. We sing to him...

Because of all you have endured for Christ our God, you have been given a royal crown, O First and Holy Martyr Stephen! You have put your persecutors to shame and have seen your Savior enthroned at the right hand of the Father. Do not cease to intercede for the salvation of our souls. (Troparion, tone 4)


So, let us rejoice in the Nativity of Jesus for by it God became one of us and lifts us up to Him, but let our rejoicing be in conducted in the effulgence of the Holy Cross. and in the invitation to partake in that Cross.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Eve and the Feast

Christ is Born! Glorify Him!

It has been a flurry of activity and I am sure I am forgetting much of it. But Wednesday Basil and I went shopping for a Christmas Present for his Mommy. We live in an area where there is a high concentration of interior designers and furniture stores, and on Wednesday they allput their Christmas decorations on sale. So Basil picked out three new Christmas tree ornaments for his Athanasia: An angel playing a lute, a nativity scene made of copper and porcelain, and a red glass bauble. I know other things happened that day but I really can't remember them except for ... Oh! We stopped by my brother's house on the way to San Francisco. I gave him some books and panatone to give to his grandchildren, who he would be seeing later in the day. (Although he is the youngest of my siblings he is nine years older than me.) He gave me a bottle of Mama Lucia, which is like Kahlua, except that it is made with a tequila base. I don't think it can be bought in the U.S. I'm looking forward to opening it sometime soon. Hmmm. Maybe I'll save till Pentecost and share it with Bishop Benjamin and Patria... whoops! I mean Metropolitan Jonah.

We got to San Franciso just 10 minutes before the butcher shop closed. We always buy our Christmas ham (whole, bone-in, smoked) from Bryan's on California Street in Laurel Village. We were very worried we were going to be late. But we made it with ten minutes to spare. Then from Bryans we went to a little burritoria on Divisadero, where we had our last veggie burritos for a while. Then Zoomed to church for the Festal Vigil.

Matushka Naomi took Basil from us and let us relax in the chanting. Then she did something totally unexpected. She let go of him and let him walk around, even run a coupe of times in the nave. Well, I guess if she lets him do that then it must be okay.

The service of course was great. Basil Wenceslas loves getting the oil on his head. Anselm Samuel likes the bread dipped in wine.

When we got home we put a candle in the window for Jesus, the Theotokos, and St. Joseph. We unlocked the front door for the Magi. We went to bed. Late during the night I put the boys stocking in bed with them.

When they woke up this morning they were very surprised. Anslem said, "Wait, I thought Santa Clause wasn't real. Did The St. Nicholas bring this? This isn't his day. Did the wise men come? They only visit one house each Christmas. Why'd they come to our house? Did Mommy put the stocking in bed with us? I don't understand." It was funny.

I woke up with a stuffy head and a sore throat.

The Nativity Liturgy was a hierarchical liturgy with Bishop Benjamin presiding. Anselm served and got to do lots of cool things. This time he held the silver bowl for Bishop Benjamin and carried prophora. (He has carried the prosphora many times but it only dawned on me tonight that he didn't know what it was. So tonight I told him about the angel in heaven who carries prayers to God (Rev. 8:4) and explained that when he carries the prosphora to the altar he is carrying the prayers of God's people. He was pretty amazed by that. He had thought it was just bread with Greek writing on it.)

With basil we followed Matushka Naomi's example and, for the most part, let Basil wander around in the nave during the liturgy. but he was sick and tired and cranky and hungry so the tactic wasn't quite as successful as it was last night. But for the most part, it worked. Several times he strode across the nave from the south wall to the north wall, or from the north wall to the south wall, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE AMBO. Once right when Bishop Benjamin was blessing the people with the dikiri and trikiri.

I was almost mortified. After the service Bishop Benjamin walked up to us, and said, "That was really cute how Basil tip toed across the room right in front of me". I said, "Your Grace didn't mind?" To which he replied "Are you kidding? I'm just happy he's here. Merry Christmas." Bishop Benjamin baptized basil three years ago. It is my hope that in another 10 or 12 he will tonsure Basil a Reader.

Cyndi and I passed out all the cranberry orange bread, several choir members gave my boys stuffed animals, an other woman in the parish, who never had children of her own gave presents to every child in the parish, one of the subdeacons had presents of fine chocolate for all the acolytes.

After we got home I cooked the Christmas Sausage while presents under the tree were opened. I have to admit that I was a little bit worried as I watched the pile of presents growing under there the last few days. I am not opposed to Christmas presents, of course, but I am opposed to my kids thinking of Christmas as the day the get lots of new toys. My concern was completely misplaced. My wife is very wise and almost every present under the tree was a replacement for some article of clothing the boys had outgrown. I have the best wife.

Oh, but I should tell you what she gave me: Six bottles of gin (Gilby's, Seagram's, Bombay, Beefeater, and Hendricks), a bottle of vermouth, jar of olives, and a cocktail glass. Now I am sure you are thinking "where is the wisdom in that present?" Well, the bottles of gin were those little miniature bottles they sell for a dollar each!

After sausage my illness intensified and at about 3 o'clock I had to lay down for a while. I got up at 5:30 still not feeling great but doing okay. Stomach is still upset.

We watched "Irving Berlin's White Christmas" staring Bing Crosby and Rosemary Cloony. Athanasia had cooked ham while I was recumbent. I had a little but not much. My stomach just feels a little topsy turvey. I don't think it was the sausage, though, since Basil, Anselm, and Athanasia seem unaffected by stomach symptoms. While watching the movie Basil and I played with play-dough. Athanasia made him 10 lbs of the stuff for Christmas.

After Athanasia and Basil went to bed, Anselm read one of his new books, "The Very Hungry Caterpiller " to me. Of course, I used the occasion to talk about the resurrection from the dead. And then I read to him "Strangers and other Angels" from one of our many Christmas books.

Now it is time to go to bed. Second Day of Christmas starts in just few minutes.

Your Nativity, O Christ our God,
Has shone to the world the Light of wisdom!
For by it, those who worshipped the stars,
Were taught by a Star to adore You,
The Sun of Righteousness,
And to know You, the Orient from on High.
O Lord, glory to You!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

A nice evening

Anselm Samuel and I just got home from Royal Hours. This is one of my favorite services. He served in the Altar. He was pretty excited because tonight he got to carry the 4 foot candle and the censer. He had been telling me only this morning how he wished he could carry that big candle. He did a good job. He is in bed now. Bishop Benjamin was there but sang in the choir instead of presiding.

Before your Nativity, Lord, the heavenly hosts looked with trembling on the mystery and were struck with wonder; for you were well pleased to be born as a babe, you who adorned the vault of heaven with stars; and you have been laid in a manger of dumb beasts, you who hold all the ends of the earth in the hollow of your hand; for by such a dispensation your compassion and great mercy have been made known. O Christ, glory to you! Idiomel (Tone 8)

Monday, December 22, 2008

Things I need to do today

1. Finish decorating the house
2. Grocery shopping
3. Make Aunt Nettie's fruited molasses balls (Sorry Mark. I can't make her persimmon cookies. I don't have enough persimmons.)
4. clean the kitchen so my wife can make
5. 60 loaves of cranberry orange bread
7. Take Anselm to doctor (he's been coughing since before thanksgiving.)
8. Take Basil to the Park

Well, it is almost 1. I'd better get to bed.

Just can't wait any longer

We are in the Forefeast of the Nativity now. We've been waiting for almost 40 days and almost can't wait any longer. Sure we can do with out certain foods for a few more days but the joy of the Nativity is so near we can taste it. We have to sing the song of salvation.

Rejoice, O Bethlehem!
Prepare yourself, O Ephratha!
The Lamb is on her way to give birth to the Chief Shepherd
she carries in her womb.
The God-bearing forefathers will rejoice,
beholding Him,
And with shepherds, they will glorify
the Virgin nursing Him.

Kontakion of the Forefeast of the Nativity of Christ
Sunday of the Forefathers

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Enemy of Democracy

* Prop. 8 received 2,150,000 MORE votes than did Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was reelected in 2006

* Prop. 8 received nearly 2 million MORE votes than Dianne Feinstein did when she was reelected to the US Senate in 2006

* Prop. 8 received 250,000 MORE votes than did John Kerry when he carried California in 2004

* Prop. 8 received 45,000 MORE votes than did Barbara Boxer in her landslide reelection to the U.S. Senate in 2004

* Prop. 8 passed with approximately the same percentage of the vote that Barack Obama received nationally

The Attorney General of California has decided to fight the will of the people. That is he has filed an argument with the Supreme Court of Californa urging it to overturn Propostion 8. He is saying that it doesn't matter if the people of California vote. He is saying that because we are stupid the unelected judges and legal experts should make our laws. I say that idea is treasonous. Where is the petition to recall Jerry Brown? Put the pen in my hand and let me sign it.

How Much Do You Have To Hate Someone To Not Tell Them How To Gain Eternal Life?

I have heard people say that Orthodoxy is non-proselytizing. I say, tell that to St. Herman, St. Nina, and St. Paul. Love demands proselytizing.

Saturday Soundtrack: Boom Boom Boom

It is a strange thing how certain sounds and smells evoke memories. For example, there isn't a rainy morning that doesn't make me think of an M-16. Why? Because almost every time I went to the range to for my semi-annual qualification it was raining. (the one time it wasn't raining it was snowing.) Another gun memory I have is brought to the fore every time I hear John Lee Hooker's "Boom Boom Boon".

John Lee Hooker was not a good man by any stretch of the imagination, but back in the mid-1990s, because I used to work at SF Weekly, his doorman used to let me in to his "Boom Boom Room" in the Fillmore without paying. Back then I never went out at night without I was always wearing a double breasted jacket with peak lapels and Star model S .380 ACP. I didn't feel invincible, but several people told me I looked scary. I think 11 years, 20 lbs of (more) fat, and hair on my head makes me look much nicer than I looked then. Sometimes a woman would feel the gun and ask if I was a cop. I would, of course, say no, but I didn't volunteer that I was an advertising salesman, either.

I only drew that pistol one time, when a crazy man tried to hit me with a cane. (this was about 3 a.m. on Eddy street in the Tenderloin.) I didn't even have to take the safety off or point it at him. As soon as he saw the pistol he fell all over himself to get away.

Anyway, here is the song. I still hear it in my head every time I walk in the Fillmore or the Tenderloin.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Snow, Doughnuts, and Cub Scouts

This morning after dropping Anselm Samuel off at school Basil Wenceslas and I went up the hill to the snow. We found a meadow - I'd like to say alpine meadow but i don't know what that means - with a goodly amount of snow. It was ankle, so I guess that was three inches. The sun was out so there was lots of steam. Snow in the trees was beautiful. I made a bunch of snow balls for Basil and he enjoyed throwing them at me. When his hands got cold we came home and I bought him 6 doughnut holes at the doughnut shop around the corner from our townhouse. It has been a nice morning. I think we will take a nap now.

Last night at the Cub Scout Pack meeting Anselm Samuel was awarded the Ice Skating Belt Loop and the Outdoor Activity patch. He also won a prize for selling a lot of Christmas wreaths. Pinewood Derby is the next big event. He got his car kit last night. NowI get to teach him how to use the power tools.

A Quote

A friendofmine askedmewhy the Orthodox Churchfasts. I told him that the main reason I fast is because the Church says fast. That is all I need to know. But there really are reasons for the fasting we do, which is really so easy, but my flesh still resents it. One reason for the fasts of the Orthodox Church is to wean us off of the attachments of this world, that we will stop loving it, so that, like Lot, we can flee its certain destruction (and each of us will face a personal cataclysm when our hearts stop beating.) without looking back. This reminds me of something written by the Anglican J.I. Packer:

"Love of the world is egocentric, acquisitive, arrogant, ambitious, and absorbing, and leaves no place for any other kind of affection. Those who love the world serve and worship themselves every moment. It is their full-time job. And from this we see that anyone whose hopes are focused on gaining material pleasure, profit, and privilege is booked for a bereavement experience, since as John says, the world will not last. Life's surest certainty is that one day we will leave worldly pleasure,profit, and privilege behind. The only uncertainty is whether these things will leave us before our time comes to leave them. God's true servants, however, do not face such bereavement. Their love and desire centre on the Father and the Son in a fellowship that already exists and that nothing can ever disrupt." J.I. Packer, Hot Tub Religion

Monday, December 15, 2008

Good News


Brothers and sisters, the verdict is in. Containing no meat, fish, olive oil, alcohol, or dairy ingredients, the Ghirardelli 72% Cacao Intense Dark Twilight Delight bar is 100% Fast Friendly!!!

Yesterday and today

Yesterday started out with a bummer. Drove all the way to SF (in the rain) for Church but wasn't able to find parking. Drove home.

In the afternoon went Christmas caroling. It was funny because the trombone had different music. When we were singing in C he was playing in D. It took three songs before the various horn players figured out that the trombone had the wrong sheet music.

Anslem Samuel is staying home from school today. He has a pretty bad cough. We'll be stringing more garlands later.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

My life's work is to give the geese what they want.

Aside from that obnoxious Salk quote, what is said here is worth listening to. It seems to me to be God pleasing, because it is thankful. Thankful agriculture is even better than organic agriculture.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

British Television (Or, I watched all the bad performances so you don't have to.)

I know the BBC has been in some trouble lately and is probably going to lose the license fee revenue and be forced to go commercial, but I have to say I think they have some of the neatest programing. As a teenager I loved "Doctor in the House", The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Are You Being Served" and MPFC. A couple of years ago discovered "Cadfael" and "The Irish P.M." And of course, the BBC version of "The Chronicles of Narnia" is far superior to that produced by Walden Media. And wasn't "I Caludius" a BBC production?

I just found out about another show they have: "Last Choir Standing". WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! Choirs of all sorts competing week after week until only one remains. Check out these clips and you tell me if you wouldn't sit transfixed in front of your television for a hour after hour watching them. (Yes, I've been in a few choir. None this good.)

From What I've been able to ascertain,this is a real church choir, and they are good! Choir: ACM Gospel


This Choir is really very good, but they chose music that was to high brow for a what is essentially a game show. Too, bad. I think they were better than the choir that won. Choir: Ysgol Glanaethwy


This is the choir that won. They are good. Very good. Choir: Only Men Aloud!


Now, listen to the perfect unison on the 8th notes and the key changes. This is good choir! Choir: ACM Gospel


This last Choir isn't as good as those above, but I really like the third man from the left on the front row. He looks like he is living this song.



Here is the same choir. Again, watch this guy. (This time he is in the center front.) I know what it is. The barrier between his emotions and the outside world is paper thin. He's like the young Marvin Gaye.


Finally, these are the two performances I enjoyed most. Both are by the ACM Gospel Choir.


A couple of sour notes from a soloist do not ruin this version of my favorite pop song. AND I LOVE THE DIRECOR!!! I just have to dance with him when I watch this.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Labels

Perhaps you can help me. I am trying to decide on a label for some bay rum cologne I made.

California Matt's
Original
Pork Chop Brand
Bay Rum

or

Pork Chop Matt's
Genuine Virgin Islands
Bay Rum


In the comments, let me know which label text you like. Thanks.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

He wrote back

Athanasia came in with the mail today and said to Anselm Samuel, "You and your Daddy need to read this together". So he and I looked at the letter. It had an Italian stamp on it. The return address? St. Nicholas, Bari, Italy. I am not making this up. When Anselm wrote to St. Nicholas I had no idea he would write back. We opened it. The letterhead was an icon of St. Nicholas in his Holy Week vestments, his right hand raised in blessing. The hand written letter said,

My Dear Anselm,

I'm very happy to received your letter.
Yes, I pray for you and your brother Basil.
God bless you always, and I also bless you.

With love,

St. Nicholas


Can you believe it? I knew the monks read the letters to St. Nicholas' relics. I had no idea they also answered the letters. I am amazed.

Are we almost there?

A little while ago I tried to make a joke. A friend of mine had gone down the list of economic woes and asked "what next?" To which I replied "The appearance of the Antichrist." Neither of us laughed.

Later, just a few minutes ago I read a call for one-world government in the Financial Times. I repeat, the Financial Times. Not the Socialist Worker. Not The Militant. Not the Morningstar. Not Time. (You know, there is a reason why the cover of Time is red.) No, not in any of those places did I read it. It was in the level-headed, common sense pages of the Financial Times. It was like one of those "What's Wrong With This Picture" drawings they put in kids magazines.

Now I am thinking to myself: Interest rates near 0%. Buying and selling hampered. The country willing to see large businesses nationalized. Deflation in prices of basic commodities such as oil, steel, scrap metal, copper, coal, silver. Deflation in real estate. The loss of 1/2 of my own retirement savings. Global war on terror. The weak saying they are strong. The acceptance of homosexuality as an acceptable way of life. (I mention this specifically because homosexuality is placed by St. Paul near the bottom of the death-spiral in Romans 1, and the Holy Prophet Isaiah pronounces, in the 5th chapter of his book, "woe" on all who call good evil and evil good.) And the formerly liberty-loving Financial Times saying now is the time for one world government. And I have to stop and think, is this the time? Should I look up? True, for two thousand years we have been waiting, and many have thought the time was upon them. But time, the physicists tell us, only moves in one direction. We only ever move from the beginning to the end. Is the time now? I don't know. And I don't want to be surprised when it happens. I think I will start looking up.

Monday, December 08, 2008

I can only be pleasatly surprised.

I was often disappointed by Reagan, Bush (41), and Bush (43), they so often acted like big spending internationalist pro-abort liberals. But I have no hopes for Obama. I fully expect him to reach into women and pull their babies out, to send soldiers to take our guns, to run the money presses day and night till our money is worthless, to put homeschooling parents in jail, to tax industry into oblivion, and nail priests to the doors of their churches if they don't marry homosexuals. With expectations like that I can not be disappointed. But the people who want those things sure can be. And they are.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Feast of St. Nicholas

Troparion - Tone 4
In truth you were revealed to your flock as a rule of faith,
an image of humility and a teacher of abstinence;
your humility exalted you;
your poverty enriched you.
Hierarch Father Nicholas,
entreat Christ our God
that our souls may be saved.

Kontakion - Tone 3
You revealed yourself, O saint, in Myra as a priest,
For you fulfilled the Gospel of Christ
By giving up your soul for your people,
And saving the innocent from death.
Therefore you are blessed as one become wise in the grace of God.



Consider how the Church, in her hymns, does not extol St. Nicholas' sufferings under the whip, nor the miacles he works by God's power, nor his zeal at the 1st Ecumenical Council, nor even his wonderful acts of charity. Rather the Church points to his asceticism, his humility, his poverty, and his self-sacrifice.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Eve of the Feast of St.Nicholas


Metropolitan Jonah is serving the Divine Liturgy in St. Nicholas Church in San Anselmo in the morning. Athanasia bought candy to go in the shoes of the boys. Here is a story.
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The Icon's Warm Bread

Retold by Louise Carus from The Real St. Nicholas: Tales of Generosity and Hope from Around the World.

0nce there was a brother and sister whose parents had suddenly died, leaving the poor children all alone in the world—or almost all alone. They did have an uncle who lived not far away, and even though the children scarcely knew him, the townsfolk took them to him, since he was their only living relative.

"Don't cry," the people comforted the sad boy and girl. "Your uncle is your family now, and he will take care of you. You must be brave and good for him."

This uncle was a wealthy man, owning many cattle and a large house filled with fine possessions. Little did the townsfolk know he was a mean and stingy man. Far from caring for the children, he was angry with them for still being so small—too young to be useful servants and not yet strong enough to manage heavy work.

But there was one thing they were not too small for—begging! Every morning, the uncle sent the children out onto the streets to beg for money, and every evening he made them hand over every drachma they had collected as soon as they came home.

And that is how life was. With bare feet and cheeks flushed with hunger, the little beggars would stand all day on the street corners, holding out their cups to those who passed by. Some compassionate and kind people gave the children money or bread, but others were hard hearted and gave nothing. Some even made fun of the waifs or shook their heads in disapproval.

One rainy day the children had received almost nothing. As evening approached, the rain stopped and the sun came out from behind the clouds, but the small beggars looked at their empty cups in dismay, fearing their uncle's bad temper. Strangely enough, just then a well-dressed man appeared and gave each of them a large silver coin. The children had never seen such large coins. How they gleamed in the fading light! As the gentleman strode away, the brother and sister shouted their thanks to him and then said happily, "Today, for once, Uncle will surely praise us!"

As soon as evening came, they started off, eager to go home. But from a distance, two older boys had seen the gentleman take money from his pocket and give it to the children. These boys waited in the shadows until the children passed. Then they grabbed the defenseless little ones and took everything they had—including the gentleman's large silver coins.

The brother and sister ran home crying and told their uncle what had happened. "Get out!" the man screamed, chasing them from the house. "Disappear, you worthless little thieves! I never want to see you again!"

The terrified children ran out into the dark, dashing first one way, and then another. They did not know where to go or what to do. Finally, they happened to come to the street where the church was. Seeing its windows were lit, they went in.

Inside, the sanctuary glowed in the flickering light of many candles. The exhausted children began to cry with relief at being in what they felt was a safe place. The first thing they noticed was an icon of St. Nicholas. Through their tears, and in the shimmering light of the candles, it seemed to them that in the painting the Saint's lips began to move. An instant later they were surprised to hear a deep, kind voice say, "Children, are you hungry?"

"Yes, very hungry!" the astonished children managed to reply.

"Here, then, take this." In the unsteady light, the children couldn't be sure, but they thought they saw the robed arms of the icon move. Regardless, the delicious aroma filling the room was real enough, and so were the three warm pieces of bread the children suddenly found in their hands.

The image of St. Nicholas continued, "I know you were chased out of your home. So be it! You have nothing more to fear from that miser of an uncle. Go now to the little house down the road." He pointed to show them the direction. Give the old woman who lives there one of these pieces of bread and tell her that I sent you. She will take you in."

The children thanked St. Nicholas and did as he had instructed. Sure enough, when they gave the old woman the bread and said Nicholas had sent them, she welcomed them in. Her house was not grand like their uncle's and her possessions were modest and few. But her heart was much larger, and the children knew they had found a home at last.

The next day, they went back to the church to thank St. Nicholas again. Once more, he gave them three pieces of bread and said: "Come as often as you are hungry!"

In this way the children and the old woman lived for some time. Every day, the boy and girl shared the Saint's bread with the old woman, and she in her turn cared for them well.

Then, quite unexpectedly, the stingy uncle died in an accident. As it so happened, the children inherited his house, his cattle, and all his possessions. When they returned to what was now their new home, they took the old woman with them. They continued to give thanks to St. Nicholas whenever they passed the church. Now, though, he didn't need to offer them any more bread, because they had plenty to eat at home.

As time passed, the old woman became too frail to take care of the children any longer. But by then they were grown and took loving care of her.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Another Belt Loop

Anselm earned another decoration for his Cub Scout Uniform tonight. He accomplished all the tasks for the "Ice Skating Belt Loop". He had to learn how to fall safely and the safety rules for this rink. He had to practice the skills of skating, and he had to spend 3 hours on the ice. I thought it might be difficult keeping him on the ice that long but I was wrong. After three hours he wanted to keep going. He was wet, cold, and bruised from falling (about 20 times on his first lap) but was having a great time. By his last lap around the rink he wasn't falling. I am so proud of him.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

When I am old and in that bed, what will I see?

When my grandmother was dying she said to my mother, "Bunny, I can tell when the drugs are making me see things and when I am really seeing. I am really seeing this. I see Heaven. There are horses. And your Daddy is there. And it must be Sunday because he's wearing his preaching clothes."
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When I was a boy one of the pastors in my Dad's section (roughly analogous to a diocese) was dying. My dad and some other people were in the room when the dying man suddenly sat up, pointed to a corner in the room and said, "Who is that?" My Dad said, "Brother, there is no one there". But the dying preacher asked, "Who are you?" Then, as a smile spread across his face and as tears of joy rolled down his cheeks, he said, "Oh! I know you." And he laid his head on his pillow and died.
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When Abba Sisoes was about to die, and the fathers were sitting with him, they saw that his face was shining like the sun. He said unto them, "Behold, Abba Anthony has come." After a little while he said again, "Behold, the company of prophets has come," and his face shone twice as bright. Suddenly, he became as one speaking with someone else, and the fathers sitting there asked him, "Show us with whom you are speaking, father."

Immediately, Abba Sisoes said to them, "Behold, the angels came to take me away and I asked them to leave me so that I might tarry here a little longer and repent." And the old men said unto him, "You have no need to repent, father." And Abba Sisoes said to the fathers, "I do not know in my soul if I have rightly begun to repent," and they all realized that the old man was perfect.

Then, suddenly, his face beamed like the sun and all who sat there were afraid and he said to them, "Look! Look! Behold, the Lord has come and he says, 'Bring unto me the chosen vessel which is in the desert,'" and he at once delivered up his spirit and became like lightning and the whole place was filled with a sweet fragrance.

What to Say, and to Whom

I came across a C.S. Lewis quote today that I thought was very wise. Speaking of Christians who disagree on various matters he said...

“Our divisions should never be discussed except in the presence of those who have already come to believe that there is one God and that Jesus Christ is His only Son.”

I think it goes along pretty well with my policy (learned from Frs. Tom Hopko and Tom Allesandroni) not to talk about Mary, saints, theories of justification, relics, the bishops, the feasts and fasts, the mark of the beast, prayer ropes, etc. with non-Christians. All they need to hear (e.g. the life and words of Jesus) is contained in the four Gospels. They shouldn't even hear the Epistles because those are for people who already believe.

I forgottheprayer request

The title of my last post mentioned a prayer request but I forgot to put it in the body of the post. Here it is. Athanasia has become acquainted with a monk named Ignatius. He has been staying at the Stanford Guesthouse while his abbot is undergoing treatment at Stanford Hospital. Please pray for Ignatius and his abbot.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Holidays and a prayer request

I am used to seeing Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving. But this year I some something new. Christmas trees and tinsle displayed in shops at the same time as Hallowe'en ghouls and blood. Is it just me or does anyone else think there is something fundamentally wrong with that? Now to be fair, I have been listening to Christmas music since September, but quietly, and not in public. Besides, Christianity is an Incarnational and Resurrectional Faith, so, as I have been informed, it is always appropriate to greet each other with a "Christ is Born!" or a "Christ is Risen!" But Christmas wreaths hanging on the wall next to witch's brooms? Bah! It is just wrong. Over at First Things they are talking about what happens when Christmas lasts too long.

Today, Anselm Samuel came home from school and told me that he learned that there are three ways to celebrate Christmas: Christmas, Chanukha, and Kwanzaa. I almost gagged. So, his mother and I explained to him that that was not correct. (the teacher will get an email.) I asked him what we celebrate at Christmas. Of course, he knew the answer. I asked him what the Jews (including Jesus) celebrate on Chanukha. Of course, he knew the answer. And I told him that Kwanzaa is a non-Christian festival and we do not observe it. (In case you are wondering, Christians do celebrate Chanukah. Every celebration of the Divine Liturgy takes us into the 8th Day pre-figured by the Chanukah event.)

Rather than spending anytime at all explaining to Anselm why we do not observe the vile Kwanzaa, we will simply keep him busy with all of the real Holy Days that occur this time of year.


Tomorrow, rather, today since it is after sunset, is the feast day of one of my new favorite saints, The Prophet Habakuk (If God gives me another son, I'm leaning toward Habakuk.) Today we celebrate him, but on Pascha he celebrates the Resurrection of Jesus..

"The inspired prophet Habakuk now stands with us in holy vigil, he is like a shining angel who cries with a piercing voice: Today salvation has come to the world for Christ is risen as all powerful!" (4th Ode, Paschal Canon)


On Wednesday we will commemorate St. Alexander Hotovitzky, who established so many parishes here in America and defeated Satan and received the Martyrs crown in Russia.

St. Nicholas' Day is on the 6th, of course. Between then and now I'm going to teach Anselm Samuel the troparion between now and then, and have him sing it during morning prayers. I think it is probably important that the troparion doesn't dwell on the candy parents deliver in his name, neither on the miracles he performed and performs. Rather the troparion talks about St. Nicholas' orthodox dogma (Did you know that in all the world, only Rome and St. Nicholas' diocese in Myra were uncorrupted by Arianism?) humility (he accepted deposition from the hands of his brother bishops even though he was right) and self-control (he remained steadfast in his profession of Jesus Christ under torture).

St. Ambrose's (and that cool story of the penance he laid on Emperor Theodosius) is the day after St. Nicholas. And there is St. Herman, St. Anna, St. Ignatius, and so many others. Well, I don't want to put the whole church calendar in this one blog post. Suffice it to say, between now and the leave taking of Theophany (It totally bugs me that Kwanzaa is covered in school but Theophany isn't. How many people celebrate Theophany vs. Kwanzaa?) there is much goodness, and no reason to even think of that other thing Anselm heard about in school today.

Mysteries of Antioch

We all know about the spear "found" by that Crusader monk in 1098, but I often wonder if somewhere in a nearly forgotten vault in Damascus Patriach Ignatius IV has hidden away that other dread weapon of antiquity, and is just waiting for a reason to count to three.

"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." (Book of Armaments 2:9-21)