Today is Anselm Samuel's eighteenth birthday. He has turned out okay; a better son than I deserve. He seems to be ready for adulthood. He's better prepared than I was. We can't have a party for him since we are not allowed to do anything in groups per the Health Department's order.
It is the case, as I discovered a couple of days ago, that Anselm did not miss the deadline for Eagle Scout. He has all the requirements met, and all the forms signed. Only one thing is lacking: The final Eagle Project in which he leads a bunch of Scouts in a big public service project. It was supposed to be finished yesterday but because of the Health Department's order he couldn't assemble the Scouts to do the work. The BSA is giving him an extension on the time.
I wasn't too worried about the Covid-19, or the Chinese Bat Disease as I am calling it just to annoy Chairman XI and the Chicoms, but since yesterday I've been trying to file and claim for unemployment insurance and have been able to get through to their office. (The census bureau has delayed my start time until late April.) Their website is down and they don't answer their phones. They seem to be overwhelmed. Also, I read that the Javits Center, a VERY BIG convention center in Manhattan is being turned into a hospital, and the Navy is sending its hospital ships to New York and Seattle.
The California Health Department is planning on 50% of the people in the state getting CBD by the end of April. But they are not all going to die from CBD. Depending on age group the death rate from known cases ranges from 0% (19 and younger) to 27% (85 and older), so lets just go with a 2% death rate to keep things simple. The population of California is about 40 million people. That means, if the California Health Department is right and the CDC is right, that 20 million Californians will catch CBD, and 400,000 Californians will die from CBD before the start of summer.
So, because the chances of getting the CBD seems to be about 50/50, I'm going out today to buy the stuff needed to take care of Kathleen and I. This is made more difficult for me because yesterday something happened to my left foot.
My foot has been hurting for a few weeks but the pain was tolerable, but yesterday, while I was walking there was a loud, audible pop right in the middle of my foot and now I can barely walk. The various websites I went to say I probably have arthritis in my foot. I don't know. I sent an email to my doctor yesterday but haven't heard back from her. She's probably busy treating people for CBD.
So, what will I have on hand to deal with CBD? I think a couple of gallons of Gatorade, about 20 cans of Ensure, beef bullion, lots of kleenex tissues, aspirin, Tylenol, a thermometer, laundry soap, a big bottle of chlorine bleach.
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